missblackwood:

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

#This is how I’m going to imagine Marchie is if she ever wakes up grumpy#GRUMPY LITTLE PRECIOUS BABY SEA TURTLE EMERGING FROM THE SAND

missblackwood:

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

#This is how I’m going to imagine Marchie is if she ever wakes up grumpy
#GRUMPY LITTLE PRECIOUS BABY SEA TURTLE EMERGING FROM THE SAND

(Source: wolf-teeth)

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hotdamnitsbam:

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

This is my guard lizard.

(Source: ofelias, via blackmageeljin)

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awwww-cute:

I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes

awwww-cute:

I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes

(via goforbronze)

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micthemicrophone:

ladyelayne:

gallifreygirl1024:

thecosmicfootprint:

ydrill:

The infinite patience of dogs.

WHY IS THE THING NOT FEARING ME. THERE SHOULD BE A BUTTON FOR THESE THINGS. I FIND BUTTON.

Man, I give it to the AKita with the black kitten … this is too cute

Big woofs, tiny meows.

(via thepompouspickle)

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tehruffles:

Need some bunnehs? :3

(via ladyporthos)

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(Source: iraffiruse, via ladyporthos)

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corgiaddict:

omelettethecorgi:

Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.

Wow. This is extreme sleeping to the … extreme.

(via chef-tonberry)

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maraudring:

bedheadharry:

you know what’s cute

image

a baby fucking ocelot

an ocelittle

(via ladyporthos)

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